Smoke & mirrors: Just how much do government officials lie to us. Do we really want to know?
Outer limits: Is the space program a sham? What about the poop? (Thanks Mooney)
Split decision: Are the X Games shit sports or entertainment? Opinions?
Gravity defied: How do those little legs and feet hold up that big grackle body? The meanness?
Gravity defied deux: How do those thin legs hold up a racehorse? Would horses race for fun on their days off?
Take a chance: Remarkable coincidences are noted in hindsight, not predicted with foresight (thanks professor David G. Meyers). Still don't get it.
Not a dumb animal: Cats and dogs do think. Just watch one for awhile.
A challenge: Why can't chocolate retain its taste and texture but have the calories of carrots? OK, modern science, get crackin'.
Go figure: A watched pot never boils. Turn your back on something in the microwave and it boils over.
Oh woe: A bad day is one with plumbing troubles. A worse day is one with plumbing troubles and car troubles.
Suits them: Why do futbol managers wear suits and ties and baseball managers wear uniforms? Who decides the dress code?
Don't know about the rest of it, but while I don't think horses would race each other, I've seen them tear up paddocks running swiftly. My conclusion is that they'd still run fast for fun, but maybe not in competition.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Ted. I figured you would be the one to know.
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